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Hey guys, this is a new segment of this wiki called Sgt Frog chat. What this is is a series of scripts about conversations between the Keroro platoon and other characters from Sgt Frog. This is fully original content and I hope you like it. Have fun bros!

Sgt Frog Chat #1: Minecraft
Sgt frog chat

(Keroro is playing on Minecraft on the xbox with his microphone)

Keroro: (humming and singing) I am mining, I am mining.

Giroro: *Grunt*

Keroro: Oh corporal Giroro, you're online.

Giroro: Yes soldier but I'm not mining this time, I'M BLOWING UP YOUR STRUCTURES!!!

Keroro: WAIT WHAT?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Giroro: 'Cause last time you trolled me and stole all my stuff.

Keroro: Oh, right.

  • BANG!!*

Keroro: WAIT! WAS THAT THE CONDO WITH THE SWIMMIN POOL?!?

Giroro: Yep, even on minecraft I'm a weapons specialist.

Kululu: Kekeke!

Keroro: Oh major Kululu you're on too?

Kululu: Actually, I got on five minutes ago secretly listening to your conversation. It was quite entertaining, Kekeke!

Narrarator: Talk about stalking.

(later on...)

Keroro: Hey..uh...Giroro?

Giroro: What do you want?

Keroro: Is that supposed to be Natsumi made out of wool on the side of this mountain?

Giroro: WHAT?!? Uh, no...it's an explosion with a pink cat on top. That's not Natsumi, that's ridiculous..heh heh.

Tamama: *Clears throught*

Keroro: Wow, private Tamama you're on too? It looks like we're all on here

(Keroro Died)

Keroro: WHAT?! WHO KILLED ME?!

Dororo: Sorry, Keroro. But I had to do so to gain revenge. Remember last time you killed me?

  • FLASHBACK*

Keroro: (Humming and singing) Making a door trap, making a door trap. Hey Dororo?

Dororo: Yes. Keroro?

Keroro: Why don't you come into my house? I have something to show you.

Narrarator: Keroro had built a door trap as the door of his house.

Dororo: Okay

(five seconds later...)

Dororo: Wait. I'm trapped. Huh, where are all of my pickaxes.

Narrarator: Keroro had also stolen all of Dororo's pickaxes nad left Dororo with just a sapling and some seeds.

Keroro: Ha ha ha! You just got trolled... hey what's that sizzling?

  • EXPLOSION*

Narrarator: Oh, and Keroro also connected some tnt to the door trap's preassure plate. Pretty smart huh?

(Flash-back-back-to-the-present)

Kululu: Kekeke! I remember that.

Keroro: No one asked you Kululu.

(later...)

Tamama: Permission to retrieve items from chest sir?

Keroro: Permission granted.

(Tamama looks inside chest)

Tamama: Wait, WHO STOLE ALL MY STUFF?!?!

  • TAMAMA IMPACT*

Keroro: What the frog? Looks like he's offline.

Narrarator: Or he destroyed the t.v....and the xbox...and the whole room. Luckily, he lives with a rich girl.

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